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Posted: Apr. 20, 2008 - 3 comment(s) [ Comment ] - 0 trackback(s) [ Trackback ]
Category: Humor

Have you ever noticed how computers in movies differ from real ones? Here goes:

* Word processors never display a cursor.

* You never have to use the spacebar when typing long sentences.

* All monitors display 2 inch high letters.

* High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA, or some such governmental institution, have easy-to-understand graphical interfaces.

* Those that don't will have incredibly powerful text-based command shells that can correctly understand and execute commands typed in plain English.

* Corollary: You can gain access to any information you want by simply typing "ACCESS ALL OF THE SECRET FILES" on any keyboard.

* Likewise, you can infect a computer with a destructive virus by simply typing "UPLOAD VIRUS."

* Powerful computers beep whenever you press a key or whenever the screen changes. Some computers also slow down the output on the screen so that it doesn't go faster than you can read. The really

Posted: Mar. 13, 2008 - 1 comment(s) [ Comment ] - 0 trackback(s) [ Trackback ]
Category: Humor
All of these are companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear - and be misread...
  1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is
    www.whorepresents.com/
  2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange Advice and views at
    www.expertsexchange.com/
  3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
    www.penisland.net/
  4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
    www.therapistfinder.com/
  5. There's the Italian Power Generator company,
    www.powergenitalia.com/
  6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales,
    www.molestationnursery.com/
  7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there?s always
    www.ipanywhere.com/
  8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is
    www.cummingfirst.com/
  9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site,
    www.speedofart.com/
Posted: Mar. 9, 2008 - 20 comment(s) [ Comment ] - 0 trackback(s) [ Trackback ]

I have seen a lot of lightsaber duels before, I have to say this is the best one!!

Posted: Feb. 15, 2008 - 1 comment(s) [ Comment ] - 0 trackback(s) [ Trackback ]
Category: Humor
CPDRC inmates of Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center in Philippines get down.

Posted: Feb. 14, 2008 - 0 comment(s) [ Comment ] - 7 trackback(s) [ Trackback ]
Category: Science
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Some scientists think that an actual virus may be alien to our planet. It originally came from space or some other planet. Taking travel by means of Comet. It may sound crazy but reading the full theory makes a lot of sense. When I dug around for more information I found a lot of possible proof to back up these claims.

They say the tail of a comet drags space dust and debris possibly taking along a virus. One of the proofs that may back up this theory is the bird. Birds are usually the first species to contract a virus. Why?,  When a comet passes along our planet some of that trail it drags along makes it into our atmosphere, taking around a year or two to fully reach our land level. However birds are at constant flight, passing through that alien virus while it lingers in our atmosphere.

Somewhere around the early 1900s , an influenza outbreak suddenly infected Europe, US, and parts of Asia simultaneously. The outbreak didn't seem to infect people like a one by one network, it infected people all at once.

Whatever the case, if this theory is right, than I guess we've been battling alien invasions for along time now.
Posted: Feb. 12, 2008 - 0 comment(s) [ Comment ] - 0 trackback(s) [ Trackback ]
Category: Technology
This engineer figured out a way to power his car using only water instead of Gas, if this guy comes out with a public company, you better buy the stock! Funny thing though is that if this technology becomes mainstream than there might be a possibility water might cost more than it does now. Alhambra becomes a corporate super giant!! LOL alt

Posted: Feb. 11, 2008 - 0 comment(s) [ Comment ] - 0 trackback(s) [ Trackback ]
Category: Paranormal
I was checking out You Tube and found this clip. Pretty freaky, looks real but could be fake.