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Posted: Feb. 19, 2008 - 2 comment(s) [ Comment ] - 0 trackback(s) [ Trackback ]
Category: Humor
MASTERCARD WEDDING - You gotta love this guy... This is a true story
about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in
the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge
wedding with about 300 guests...

After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He
especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his
new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's
chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his
gift for everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each
manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best
man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching
the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best
man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said,
"F---you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta
here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as
if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over
$32,000 for a
300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's
and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think he might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends .$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion ... $3,000. Deluxe two
week honeymoon accommodations in Maui ... $8,500. The look on everyone's
face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best
man..........Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
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